aragogs:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?

(via ecritunechansoncontente)

sixfootdeep:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

i want this printed on a t-shirt

sixfootdeep:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

i want this printed on a t-shirt

(via birdschoolforbirds)

vinesnow:

Lmao Holy sht
(best vines on tumblr: VinesNow.com)

(via kingsleyyy)

"

I dreamed I spoke in another’s language,
I dreamed I lived in another’s skin,
I dreamed I was my own beloved,
I dreamed I was a tiger’s kin.

I dreamed that Eden lived inside me,
And when I breathed a garden came,
I dreamed I knew all of Creation,
I dreamed I knew the Creator’s name.

I dreamed—and this dream was the finest—
That all I dreamed was real and true,
And we would live in joy forever,
You in me, and me in you.

"

Clive Barker (via observando)

perspectave:

i would sit in my underwear with you at 2am

(via hotboyproblems)

christinefriar:

Unwilling to speak about anything but how gently this baby says “cheese” today. Thank you for understanding.

(via tessahandswebmemrm)

jthages:

NOT FOOL WITH ME

jthages:

NOT FOOL WITH ME

(Source: typac, via birdschoolforbirds)

dada-rococo-happening:

My adventures at the art institute today

(via tiger-cub)

bopeep:

jessicastam:

prayforprada:

i would so do this too

I LIVE !!!!!!!!!!!!

moi

she’s having fun like let her live she look cute!!!!!

(Source: qarcon, via distinctmemory)