drunktrophywife:

hotemoslut:

What is this

Aesthetic

drunktrophywife:

hotemoslut:

What is this

Aesthetic

(Source: fuzzydoug, via anus)

serafu:

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this is legitimately the best headline i have ever read in my entire life 

(via forevertheweirdestkids)

"Kiss her. Slowly, take your time, there’s no place you’d rather be. Kiss her but not like you’re waiting for something else, like your hands beneath her shirt or her skirt or tangled up in her bra straps. Nothing like that. Kiss her like you’ve forgotten any other mouth that your mouth has ever touched. Kiss her with a curious childish delight. Laugh into her mouth, inhale her sighs. Kiss her until she moans. Kiss her with her face in your hands. Or your hands in her hair. Or pulling her closer at the waist. Kiss her like you want to take her dancing. Like you want to spin her into an open arena and watch her look at you like you’re the brightest thing she’s ever seen. Kiss her like she’s the brightest thing you’ve ever seen. Take your time. Kiss her like the first and only piece of chocolate you’re ever going to taste. Kiss her until she forgets how to count. Kiss her stupid. Kiss her silent. Come away, ask her what 2+2 is and listen to her say your name in answer."

Azra.T “this is how you keep her” (via 5000letters)

(via in-hearts-wank)

ienvyyourapathy:

tea-slave:

tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

im 19 and still want a lava lamp

I’m 16 and I have 3 lava lamps

(via forevertheweirdestkids)

pizzaight:

this has gone too far

pizzaight:

this has gone too far

(via troyesivan)

blackout-escapist:

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

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(Source: heteroh, via moobjob)

Louise’s pictures are the best.

(Source: partandparticiple, via moobjob)

latteos:

If you call me daddy, I call you a cab

latteos:

If you call me daddy, I call you a cab

(via chrisbreeh)

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

(via in-hearts-wank)

morgrana:

big bOOBS ARE NOT A BLESSING THEY ARE AN INCONVENIENCE I SWEAR TO gOD YOU GIRLS ARE SO LUCKY WITH SMALL BOOBS. dO yOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO FIND A NICE DRESS/TOP THAT FITS AND DOESnT GO BAGGY AT THE BELLY DO YOU KNOW DO YOU KNOW

(via spoken-not-written)

theonqreyjoy:

oceanflowerbird:

The best kinds of laughter:

  • Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a fucking seal
  • Feeling a six-pack coming up
  • Tears coming out of your eyes

#you know you’re fucked when its a combination of all three

(Source: poetgrl, via spoken-not-written)